Merriton

Tank: @ RandomMcCain You got any invites?

RandomMcCain: @ Tank I just have the two invites that Kevin gave me? Didn’t Kevin give you two invites?

Tank: @ RandomMcCain Yeah, but that only gives me two friends. Plus, people are bugging me for more.

RandomMcCain: @ Tank I can’t transfer them to you, but I can send them to who you want. Give me the emails and I’ll do it.

RandomMcCain: @ KevinTso Do you have any more invites to send Tank’s way? It’s kind of hard for something like Zerbitz to work if you can’t get more than two of your friends on the system.

KevinTso: @ RandomMcCain We’re trying to keep up with the demand as it is, Random. Just the few invites that we sent out nearly killed our servers. Everybody likes us better than the other guys and I am being slammed with invite requests.

KevinTso: Anyone have any invites they want to give away to needy children in Merriton?

JeffMoar: Yeah, like any of us have any extra invites lying around.

NicoleGonzales: Sorry, I gave mine to my mom and sister in Michigan.

AngryYoungMan: Gave mine away within minutes of getting them.

KevinTso: @ RandomMcCain You have two. Why don’t you give yours to him?

RandomMcCain: @ KevinTso I will, but that only gives him four friends on the network. He probably has 20 or 30 on the other one.

KevinTso: Yeah, but then those 4 friends will each get two invites, so that’s eight more friends he’ll have and each of them will have 2 invites, so soon all his buddies will be on Zerbitz. Tank just wants to be the one to divvy them out. He’s just trying to play the popularity card.

Tank: @ KevinTso FU! We’ve been waiting forever for Zerbitz to come to Merriton! This ain’t no popularity contest! And by the way, I have 163 friends with the other guys!

KevinTso: @ Tank This is growing WAY faster than we can keep up with. If you don’t want them to shut Zerbitz down, then you need to be patient.

RandomMcCain: Maybe you don’t realize what it’s like here. The people in Merriton have been dealing with hand-me-down technology for so long that the frustration level is pretty high.

KevinTso: I’ll see what I can do.